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Call me Lena, Vienna, Austria, 27.

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

theweetosdoesart:

Vive la révolution!

tags: webcomic

asbehsam:

asbehsam:

SIGNAL BOOST, EVERYONE:

Save Satinah Ahmad from execution in Saudi Arabia

When Satinah’s employer tried to smash her head into a wall after months of alleged abuse, Satinah defended herself with a rolling pin.

The 41 year-old foreign domestic worker now faces execution in Saudi Arabia as early as tomorrow.

Call on the King of Saudi Arabia to spare Satinah’s life> http://ow.ly/vjJvQ

It takes one minute guys. JUST ONE MINUTE.

ONLY 1.510 OUT OF 50.000 IS LEFT, COME ON GUYS!

i don’t have face book, but if anyone can help, please do it, Saudi Arabia really abuses human rights, especially when it comes to non-Saudis and women

astrodidact:

Seems legit…

9 reasons speaking multiple languages is more trouble than it’s worth

usvsth3m:

You might think it’s all fun and games being a walking, human Babel Fish, but it’s rife with social anxiety!

1. The awkwardness of meeting someone who speaks the same languages as you

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Which language are you going to speak in? Who gets to decide? Should you just switch? Argh!

2. Only being able to remember a word in the wrong language

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You don’t want to ask people around you, because come on, you should remember this. So you just end up gesticulating, and mumbling ‘you know… you know. The… the thingie. Immobilier.’

3. Becoming everyone’s human dictionary

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"Hey, how do you say [word] in [language]?"

"Well I *could* tell you but you know what you could do instead? GOOGLE IT. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. Jesus."

4. Not understanding any grammar or spelling anymore

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Hang on, where’s that verb going? How do I conjugate that? ARE TROUSERS PLURAL OR SINGULAR? WHAT ABOUT HAIR?

5. Finding it easier to switch between languages after a few drinks…

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6. …Then having a few more and switching without realising

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Oh, did that come out wrong? In my brain it sounded different. Wait. What are we speaking now? Who are you? This is confusing. I’m confused.

7. You keep forgetting that some jokes are just untranslatable

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And if you’re lucky, you’ll realise that the punchline doesn’t make sense right in the middle of telling the joke, when there’s no coming back.

8. Autocorrect has become your worst enemy

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Of course, you could change the language settings every time you send a text, but why bother when you can just swear at the screen for five minutes then send an incomprehensible message.

9. People keep asking ‘so what language do you think in?’ and you’re not sure what to reply

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It’s, er, a mix of both? I..I don’t know? It depends? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Bonus Problem: When you write an article like this, people think it’s a humblebrag

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add 1, it’s funny with my brother, we can switch in a discussion from 3 different languages during one discussion xD

but all of them are so true

allsoundsasscreed:

"The Ballad of Edward Kenway" performed by The Dread Crew of Oddwood 

He seized a galleon with a raft and four men!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

He’s wild as a stallion, and stronger than ten!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

They tell of his legend wherever he’s been!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

We’ll hoist the sails for ye, just tell us when!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

He wore him two pistols, then wore him two more.
Two swords of such measure, they dragged on the floor!

Two brace and two blades, and one unearthly roar!
We’ll that’d be Edward Kenway!

Blackbeard can vouch him, they drunk themselves blind!
He has a knife in his tongue and one in his mind!

And another one, secret, that no one can find!
Yes, that’s our Edward Kenway!

When old King George told us “Men, stow yer guns,
And give up the pirating life, and be done,”

Ed Kenway said, “Boys, we’ve only begun!”
Let’s drink to Edward Kenway!

He seized a galleon with a raft and four men!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

He’s wild as a stallion, and stronger than ten!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

He leaves his stories wherever he’s been!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

We’ll hoist the sails for ye, just tell us when!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

Took him a galleon with a raft and four men!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

Wild as a stallion, and stronger than ten!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

They tell of his legend wherever he’s been.
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

We’ll hoist the sails for ye, just tell us when!
Come join us, Edward Kenway!

Buy the song here.

(Can’t believe I’ve never posted this. orz)

gold:

what a nice otp you have

it would be a shame

if one of them died.

Attack on Titan xD?

marashete:

I just find it really funny that my cishet white male history teacher calls the US the ‘only place in the world where anyone can be a millionaire, and the only thing that stops you from becoming one is you’.

pretty easy to say when society is catered to you.

i find it funny that he said “the only place in the world”, and that’s a “history teacher”… wow

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tags: dakki's shit

catsbeaversandducks:

The Japanese take cute to a completely different level. Case in point: these tiny edible kitties, which are both adorably cute and tasty too. Caroline, a Japanese mom, made these for Cat’s Day (also known as Neko no Hi), which was on February 22. The little kitties are made from nerikiri, a sweet white-bean paste that’s mixed with a type of rice that’s similar in texture to mochi. Caroline also made all of the little accessories herself too.

Via That’s Nerdalicious

tags: foodporn

the fisherman looks so amused by this xD

tags: silly news

the-unpopular-opinions:

Tumblr’s gender community is literally the dumbest fucking community I’ve ever stumbled upon. 

They want to be recognized and taken seriously, they want to further their rights and gain the equality they deserve. This is completely reasonable, oppression is not fucking fun. I’ve been fucked with for a long ass time due to being gay, I know what fucking oppression is. The LGBTQ+ communtiy has come this far by peaceful protest and showing that we’re just as human as everyone else. 

Then these stupid little piss whipes come in and toss shit everywhere. Their strategy is literally this: 

"We want to gain equal rights and show the world that we’re people too! So we’re going to be as rude, aggressive, and immature as possible in order to obtain this! If people get offended by us saying "Cis-scum", then we’ll tell them that means they’re a privileged piss baby!" 

Are you fucking dense? Do you honestly think this will work? The world won’t take you seriously, the world won’t accept you, the world will think you’re batshit insane and try to push you down even more. You are working against the years of progress the trans movement has worked for. You are ebbing away at what so many people fought for out of your sheer stubbornness and stupidity. 

Fuck you. 

tags: gpot

lychgate:

xxthesmittenkittenxx:

little-missandry:

catastrofe:

waterbending at its finest

Dear white people,

Please stop cosplaying as PoC characters.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

Dear little-missandry,

Anyone can cosplay as anyone/anything they want. Also, that’s the actual voice actress for Korra. She literally IS the avatar.

Thank you

Sincerely,

XxTheSmittenKittenxX

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